Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet