Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.