Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"