Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"