What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.