Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
You park your car, man.
They steer them!
Ahola.
They shake hands.
Because there's nothing wong with it.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
He buys a new house.
Clothes-minded.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
I don't care et al."
Einsteins
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
A quantum mechanic. lel