Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.