What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!