What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool