What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.