The lumberjack has a job.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
He came up short on his register.
He was always drinking on the job
He gets stumped.
He saw a tree.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
