Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."