What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head