What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

Small medium at large.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.