When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.