Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."