New Girlfriend Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.