Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer