Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer