Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer