Investigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.