Indentured servitude.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A PANDAwan learner.
a force of habit
Force of habit.
Because he always uses the force.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
ISITH
Jedi do that?
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Force of Hobbit.
May the force be with you"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
May the force e-with you.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Forced jokes.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
He didn't use enough force...
The hospital ran all out of patience
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Role tied.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
A power strip.
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
They both ain't got the same Seoul.
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Because with them it always works out.
They work on so many levels.
Ginger Beard
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
A topical rainforest.
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
Claude.
Lead injections.
The Air Force, because its US AF.
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.