What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.