What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit