What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.