What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.