What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!