Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Raincoat Jokes More Raincoat Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !