Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Raincoat Jokes More Raincoat Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !