What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac