What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.