What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.