What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.