What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.