How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.