How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.