How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry