What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.