What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!