Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.