Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.