What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.