What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.