How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!