What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What's a joke?

My life...

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.