What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.