What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.