What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

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What country is the most fragile?

China!

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.