What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.