Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances