Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone