How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes