How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater