What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What can I get you Mr. President?

P