What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p