What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!