What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What did one computer say to the other?

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough