What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.