Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"