Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!