Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me