Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"