Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR