What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff