Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.