Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.