What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.