What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.