Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.