What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash