Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!