Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew