How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How's my baby girl?

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!