How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.