Al Gore's the stiff one.
I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage
Santa stops at three Hos.
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
Because the condition was untweetable.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
He's writing an Algorithm!
A: He's the stiff one.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
The Secret Service
