What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.