What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.