A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
A llahu akbar
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
Because all they know is de feet
You need to cul de sac.
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
God bless America.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Pork and bologne sammiches.
