How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.