How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving