Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.