What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Podiatrist Jokes More Podiatrist Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !